Dear Mr. President,
He’s mean. I want Donald Trump be happy. I don’t want him be mean. He wouldn’t be mean if he was happy. He [would] do things that are not bad.
I say something. So Donald Trump doesn’t take a bath. He just doesn’t take a bath. And he’s working with his friends. And his friends say “I love Darth Vader.”
He a buttcheek.
Frankie, age 3 (dictation taken by his parents…verbatim)